Posted 11 hours ago

davestirfry:

thecupcat:

davestirfry:

THOSE COSPLAYERS WHO DO ZOMBIE VERSIONS OF THE CHARACTER THAT CAN AFFORD TO DRENCH EXPENSIVE COSPLAY IN FAKE BLOOD
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thats what you do when you accidentaly ruin your cosplay. you pour blood on it and pretend it was the plan all along

woah man giving me straight street knowledge thank you

Posted 11 hours ago

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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(Source: collxxn)

Posted 11 hours ago

snorlaxatives:

me: *eats cookie dough*

some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!” 

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Posted 11 hours ago
I love sarcastic people with high vocabularies
(via antiqeu)

(Source: rafeeqj)

Posted 11 hours ago

sixpenceee:

guykneecologist:

This.

omfg reblogging till the end of time

Posted 11 hours ago
Posted 11 hours ago

pantslesswrock:

kirbystina:

Look at this “Women are too hard to animate” cosplay.

this is fucking brilliant

Posted 11 hours ago

highcutie:

have you ever cried so hard it physically hurts your stomach because you wanted no one to hear

(Source: highcutie)

Posted 11 hours ago
  1. (A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)
  2. Angry Customer: “Damn f**s.”
  3. Gay Man: “Excuse me?”
  4. Angry Customer: “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”
  5. Gay Man: *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”
  6. Angry Customer: “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”
  7. (The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)
  8. Angry Customer: *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”
  9. (Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)
  10. Owner: “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”
  11. Wife: “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”
  12. Owner: “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”
  13. (The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)
Posted 11 hours ago

lionsarah:

THERE IS SO MUCHGOOD FANFICTION IN THIS WORLD

SO GOD DAMN MUCH

SO MANY FICS THAT I WOULD CUT OFF MY LEFT ARM TO SEE PLAYED OUT

AND PEOPLE CHOOSES FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

(Source: felixdawkins)